The paint is peeling! The facade is crumbling, the foundation is rotting. What applies to the world also applies to Verena Scheitz and Thomas Schreiweis: Everything is falling apart! But what now? Simply polish the surface and continue to rot inside like a Dutch glass tomato? Isn't it enough to worry about Botox, silicone, and dyeing your hair? Do you also have to become a better person now? Should one join the peace movement, or would the world already be a more beautiful place if everyone simply showered before leaving the house? Can the craftsman bonus also be spent on a manicure, and do new love handles count as thermal insulation? Construction sites wherever you look \u2013 but just because the paint is peeling doesn't mean we're canceling our vacation! The paint is peeling! A comedic DIY hit with songs. By and with Verena Scheitz and Thomas Schreiweis.<\/p>\n
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