{"id":107550,"date":"2024-03-01T15:28:27","date_gmt":"2024-03-01T14:28:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.stadtmarketing-klosterneuburg.at\/?post_type=tribe_events&#038;p=107550"},"modified":"2024-03-01T15:43:33","modified_gmt":"2024-03-01T14:43:33","slug":"miss-verstaendnis","status":"publish","type":"tribe_events","link":"https:\/\/www.stadtmarketing-klosterneuburg.at\/en\/veranstaltung\/miss-verstaendnis\/","title":{"rendered":"MISUNDERSTANDING \u2013"},"content":{"rendered":"<h6>\u201eCommunication is a dog.\u201c<\/h6>\n<p><em><strong>First time in Klosterneuburg!<\/strong> <\/em><\/p>\n<p>Misunderstanding, also known as Ingrid Diem, has just received her title online from none other than Mr. Outstanding! (For a negligible cost of 17,490 EUR). She also holds a Bachelor's degree in Man-Speak, is fluent in Gibberish, and has spent decades conducting field research on the fascinating dialects of \u201eViennese Waiter\u201c to \u201eGhetto Reumannplatz.\u201c Her talent is not surprising, as she was already asked every morning as a teenager, \u201eAre you looking for a rude person or a criminal?\u201c about her preferred coffee. Those who want to live easier in the future and finally learn to express \u201eHoney, pick up your underwear from the bathroom floor!\u201c in one of six ways that are clear, easy, and drama-free for the recipient should not miss this, because communication is a dog. And not a Labrador!<\/p>\n<p>Tickets \u20ac 22.50 \/ \u20ac 21.50, reduced \u20ac 21.50 \/ \u20ac 20.50<\/p>\n<h6><strong>Information and tickets<\/strong><\/h6>\n<ul>\n<li>+43\/ 2243\/ 444 351<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"mailto:kulturamt@klosterneuburg.at\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">kulturamt@klosterneuburg.at<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/shop.eventjet.at\/klosterneuburg\/event\/8307dc4f-03f3-4058-9e10-cc57b851b941\/seatmaps\/5c809ca7-edf7-41f8-afc1-a97a9c92599d\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">ONLINE<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8222;Die Kommunikation is a Hund&#8220; Erstmals in Klosterneuburg! Miss Verst\u00e4ndnis, alias Ingrid Diem, hat soeben ihren Titel online von niemand Geringerem als Herr Vorragend verliehen bekommen! 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